While you might think that this would obvious since you’re reading this, I did contemplate having some posts pre-written in case of my untimely death to be published posthumous. However, luckily (for you) I was too lazy/drugged up to do so, and now you get the fresh (slightly less drugged) material!
To put it concisely (which I won’t), I had travel problems. I was traveling on standby and basically everything that could have gone wrong did. On the way to Vegas and on the way back to non-Vegas.
- Bad weather-check.
- Miss layover flight due to delay-check.
- Not get on stand-by flight because plane is overbooked-CHHHHHHHHHHHHHECK.
|Warning: drawn exactly to scale. And yes, that is a layover in Hawaii.|
Look at that above map. You tell me that if someone suggested something close to that to you in a seemingly completely serious tone, that you wouldn't go "ballistic apeshit". That's what I thought. See you on the seas Sailor!
|My desire for a red sky has been limited by the tools I have to use; I hope to update this picture in the future to capture the real essence of my swearing problem.|